I need to update my blog today...

I need to update my blog today, but I have to think of something witty to say.

I might stretch it a little and be sure to impress, even those bloggers they consider the best.

I’ll type some big words and make sure to show, I am definitely smarter then most people they know.

I won’t forget about all the great things we have done, the dance lessons, music lessons, and fun in the sun.

Oh yes! I almost forgot! Yesterday I took the most amazing shot!

The kids were perfect as they always are, they were looking so cute posing in front of our new car.

This really can’t look much better you see. Even the colors and songs are perfect, like me!

I sit back and admire the work I have done. I dream of the comments I’ll get on this one.

Now back to reality with a punch in my gut, it’s time to go clean up that cat throw up.

If only they knew what really happened today. I shudder to think of the things they would say.

If they knew of the cheerios still stuck in my hair, who needs a shower, I really don’t care.

Or that my daughters diaper leaked on my bed today, I was too lazy to change sheets, so I’ll sleep in it anyway.

I won’t mention the spankings, tantrums, or yelling, they would think I was horrible just like my spelling.

And what if they knew we had cereal tonight? I didn’t care about veggies, and eating just right.

Going to bed was all I had on my mind, the clock ticked so slow, it wasn’t being too kind.

So I’ll walk by the milk spilled on the floor, the dirty dishes, stinky trash, and the apple core.

Because I need to update my blog today… and I think you’d agree I thought of something very witty to say ;).